Todae is a fridae.......
i think todae not much happened
so i'll just post abt stuff that happened
on other daes.....
Yesterdae, was a thursdae....
then i was laffing like dunno wad during
speech and drama.....
had a good time untill maths started and
mrs choy was in a bad mood....
then i forgot to do her work and then she
suspend my chairperson duty and darren's
for like one week....
then give it to po yii and vallerie.....
hahahahahahs........
then she like very angry lidat... then po yii
turn and was going to tell me smthing....
then i smile and then she tout i was like
laffing at her or smthing.........
then she was like WADS SO FUNNY??!! GET OUT OF THE CLASS
AND GO GENERAL OFFICE AND STAND!!!!
so i was "like general office ah? ok......"
then i went there and the wind was very nice.....
not like classroom lidat, so hot.....
then i thought she was going to make me stand there
untill lesson end.....
in the end she ask po yii to come and ask me go up.....
she didnt even let me explain leh..... is only she ask me go out then
she let me explain....
i think the worst thing abt this was she go and say "DUN SHOW ME UR TEETH!!"
walaos..... got big mouth also my fault mehs? then right after she said that
she go and ask me to explain wad happen just now....
wth.... i tok sure show teeth one rite? so how to tok....?
stupid.......
anyways, nows i dunnid wear the rings and after the one week
of suspension which i think wont end, i will like go and quit.....
i too sian to be already and i think mrs choy will be happy to sack
me so why nots.......
Yesterdae i sprained my finger cos jerrian go and slam the basketball on it....
then jiao lian join the game.... then after he leave mr keith go and join....
okays, abt Todae.....
Todae we had gym but then the netball seniors book the gym so we
had to wait untilll like 3 smthing to 4.....
then jia qi and i was like why dun share? then jerrian was like
"we dont want peoples thinking we are working out together the wrong way....."
LAWLS!!! then while we were waiting i suddenly talk abt how old
teachers punish students....
i cant type out here but its seriously freakingly funny but damn sick
also so i cant type if not then i must flag my blog as inappropriate
if not all those young young children's parents will like sue me or smthing....
hahahahahs no lah no lah.....
i very very sians and pek chegg (i hav no idea how to spell)......
mebbe shld go and run.....
or go walk with jamo agains.....
i quitted naruto again........

Todae is mondae....
sucks as usual....
Todae chi was very fun......
loved chi.........
like we played the call the name thing.....
so fun fun fun.....
then my grp haf to stand up damn alot cos my grp got jasmine,
which has jia, and haf me which has jie, and sheila which
has min, and we haf me which has chen.....
so like li lao shi call, everyone, chen. jia, min, jie....
and our grp stand up continuously........
nows everything is so sian sian sian....
everythings average average average....
nthings happening.... 1L's not high anymore..... thats like
very obvious.... i think the only teacher that actually
noticed wld be mr lai....
Todae for the first time in my entire life, someone told me that
the joke i posted was funny....
the joke abt the dog named sex....
i like posted it 3 times already and nobody even commented....
the todae cathy came and said, eh u noe the joke abt the dog, is damn funny...
and i was like, finally.......
was talking to vivek..... talking abt how the new species of sianess im experiencing....
oh yars, recently, i just started watching naruto.....
so tailedfox.com is getting alot of visits from me.....
sigh, i so sian nows.... so i go watch naruto...

Yesterdae got LOA cos yun yu got
h1n1 so all the peoples sitting near him
haf to go hme.....
so went home cos i was sitting behind him during dnt i also sit with him......
Todae woke up at like 10 smthing near 11...... Then aunty told me that the sch called and i was still sleeping....
hahahahahas.... then at afternoon they called and i was eating so i lazy to go and pick up....
then they called my mother and say why no one pick up...... lol.....
Heard that the test was very very hard.... but i cant say who say.....
I never go home straight after school since the first day of the term.... then yesterdae i reach home at 2 smthing.....
hahahahahhas..... god reilly wants me to go hme early........
realised todae that my leg not even liaos.... cos i sprained my ankle so i keep using my left leg.... then now my left leg slightly bigger than right leg.....
so weird..... i think once start vball training then will go back to normal....
hopefully lahs.......
Todae the sky very very very clear....
very very very blue......
its like from my hse u canot see any clouds at alls.....
if yesterdae the weather was like this then can see the eclipse ready......
but yesterdae weather totally sucked.....
its like raining and raining and clouds everywhere......
so jamo sad sad the whole morning......
I want to go sch tmrw..... Tmrw got gym.......
and last lesson is chi, which means can go off like abit early......
and got DnT, which means got handson......
and tmrw got same recess as rui yang so mebbe can play abit vball......
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad ......
nthing to do do do do.....
spaming my own posts.....
at least i got no hmw at alls....
cos jamo say he cldnt find po yii so he just went hme......
go back to sch vball sure will suck like crap.....
cos i so long never play liaos......
sad sad sad sad sad.....................
i suddenly feel like eating ba gua...........

My 220th post liaos.....
nver posted for quite a while
cos my com abit got prob.....
like the internet take damn damn
long to load so too lazy to post....
nows finally got into so i just post.....
sprained my ankle a few days ago.....
then the old man i went to press untill
damn pain.... like he go and use his thumb and
press into the swollen part untill like cannot
stand lidat........
then now can wear slippers go sch.... hahahahas......
but the medicine in the bandage looks like shit.....
seriously, its like all blackish brownish greenish shit colored.....
i think it was yesterdae, then i went to queensway to eat
curry chicken again.... seems ike nthing better to eat
so go eat chicken...... sch food still sucks more........
then like alot of peoples "touch " karrisa..... !!!
no lah no lah..... cos at first then got one short short
boy go and walk pass..... then his bag very big so he knock into
karrisa's bum..... then her reaction was like damn funny,....
she go and say very loud " wah! 乱动人啊?!!" then evryone
turn and look..... then the short boy look at her like damn stunned
lidat,...... hahahahaahahahahas..... then after that yu teng's finger
brush her bum or smthing....
todae played dota in the library instead of doing the sci project....
actually i got do a bit lahs.... i outlined the first word.... LAWLS!!!
then chong yuan brought his laptop and then i remb that jamo
put dota inside my thumbdrive so i can like play anywheres.....
Todae, i went to the old man to fix my ankle again.... cos he say
must come back after 2/3 days so i went back....
then i put new bandage and new shit inside......
hope it gets better..... cca start liaos so cannot keep dun go for training.....
tired tired tired........ go sleep liaos.......

Todae went to queensway to eat....
then got curry on my shirt....
i think sure very very very hard to wash
off one.....
that's wad po yii said.....
tmrw having vball!!! Whoots.......
hope we on form again....
then i can tell janssen the story like 8 times
in a week.....
hars hars hars.........
todae was quite boring..... fell asleep in malay
class....... as in total fall asleep.... like i didnt
even hear ANYTHING mr hussein said at alls....
then mrs choy came in late i think so it was like her
lesson seemed the shortest....
then art lesson time was nthing to do.....
so i started drawing a maze on my hand... and kasia
kept saying it lookes very scary..... dunno why..........
sigh sigh sigh......... i dun like sch now.... other than vball
and some other stuffs, not much to look forward to......
and nows i got nthing to post.....
sad sad sad sad...... so since i really got nthing to dos, im going
to post a joke that i posted like 3 times already....
A DOG NAMED SEX
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him *rover* or *spot*.
I called mine *sex*. Now sex has been very embarrassing to me when
I went to the city hall to renew the dog's license for sex. I told the clerk
I'd like a license for sex he said. "I would like to have one too!". Then I
said, "she is a dog!!". He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said,
"you don't understand. I had sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You
must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have
sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said,
"but sex has played a big part in my life and my life revolves around sex." He
said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in
his church. I told him everybody would like having sex at the wedding. The
next day we were married at the justice of peace. My family was barred from
the church then on.
When my wife and went on out honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we
checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my
wife and a special room for sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for
sex. I said, "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "
me too!"
One day I entered sex in a contest. But before the competition began, sex ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was
going to have sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.
"You don't understand!!" I said. "I hoped to have sex on TV!!". He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "your honour. I had sex before I was married, but sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "me too!!"
Last night, sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with my psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "sex has been my best friend all of my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer. So lonely." The doctor said, "look mister you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend. So get yourself a dog."
hahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahaas.......

wah.... everyone go and disturb mrs lim....... see she suddenly grow 4 plus hands on her head...... then all the hands block jing chow's face liaos.......

i really nthing to do.....
so i just post all the super old fotos......
i think some of them i nver post before

this week was the fastest week in
my life.......
yesterdae i didnt even noe that the
week was over........
Had self training yesterdae.......
Played untill damn fun.... was on form
yesterdae...........
and the ball got all dirty again......
i shouldnt even haf bothered washing it
at alls....
Yesterdae was very good.......
Todae cos haf to go tuiti0n so i had
to skip sleeping while it was raining....
dammit...........
i think got quite a lot of hmw to do but i
still dun care..... i think i chiong all tmrws,.......
mebbe mondae i will go home on time......
untill todae, i haven went home straight after school
yet lehs..... not even one time......
wah.... so long........
but now starting more hmw liaos so mebbe shld go hme
earlier.....
Packed my bag for the first time in almost 3/4 of a year
a few days back.......
i actually got out my old file to put all the rubbish.....
so cool rite? so its like im not carrying a rubbish bag liaos....
im carrying a bag with a rubbish bag inside....
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahas.......
and i was so amazingly proud about it the next dae.....
i dunno if jamo will remb......
lost in the captain ball match yesterdae with 1J......
everyone was attacking and no one was blocking......
so we lost like hell......
and then i hit my specs.....i cant remb how..... i think the ball
hit my face lahs.... then when i went for CID, i just push the
sides a bit and i fixed it.....
WOOHOO!!!!
lols...............
now i very sian everydae...... looking forward to next vball
training.......... then mebbe can learn how to jump spike.....
i starting to want sch to last longers........... at least got smthing
to do that supposed to being doing.....
cos even if no sch, go hme do wad??
nows is weekend and i so sian...... if weekdae no sch........
wah die die die........
nows kasia like vball alots..........
wonder why....... then yeseterdae me and kang tze and rui yang
and zhi xuan( i still nt sre how to spell) play circle with her.....
okays lahs........
yesterdae's training rawked....... so damn damn damn damn fun.....








i think i left my eng wksheet at sch.......................................

Todae spent the nite watching
M.J's public memorial thing......
It was like damn damn sad.......
so wasted..... hes like only 50 and he got
3 children and he was going to haf mega concert.....
i think my class no one like M.J lehs......
wah the whole evening channel 5 use to show the
public memorial lehs.... is like all the scheduled
shows all nvr show....
Mebbe if i had went for it then i can come back and
get quarantine..... wah..... that wld be shiok......
so sad sad sad sad sad.....
Shortest post for a long long time.....
sad sad sad sad post........

Today i went back to my archives
and look at all my old posts.....
then i realized that this blog i sthe only thing
that i maintained for more than a year before
in my whole whole whole life.........
so cool.......
Then i went to see all my old photos in BPPS
and then i saw that Vivek smile more already
after knowing me and wee and all the peoples.....
cos if u see his previous photos he never smile one....
then got one picture he smiling full lehs!
wah..... great achievement..... lols....
Miss orientation time cos last time u do all the wrong things
the teachers will not even say anything cos u are new student
wads........ and then now if u never change u will kenna management
diary like me........ i think i got 3 times liaos........
funny thing is got one time is i wrote my one name inside.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhas..........
Miss laffing like in P5 and P6......
now i dont laff so much...... i think the only times that i laff
like last time was when my 10 dollars fly out the window and kai wei
and me laff and laff and never go and take the money......
then the other time was when i was with kang tze and some of the 1k peopels.....
then i think denise or li jun told me a joke that was damn damn damn
funny........... i cant remb whos who..... then the latest was when i was with
xuan jim and jamo in the library.....
so sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad that i never laff so much
liaos...... made me so happy happy happy......
then i wld laff untill cannot breathe........
so sian nows........ all the sad stuffs happening.....
michael jackson die, new timetable...........
dunno why everone all say alot of hmw but i nthng to do at alls......
and i still dun feel great.......
craps.... now its raining........
and i slept till 1230 todae.........
wads worng with sleeping late..... eeryone in my family all blame me
and say that i very lazy...... but i just feel tired wad...... i every
week day wake up at 5 smthing leh........ then i haf to use the weekends to
catch up on sleep wad.......
the worst is i still feel like sleeping..........................

Yesterdae i and jamo and jia le and xuan jim
went to plaza to eat.....
then jia le went hme.....
and we went to the library to dunno wad.....
then xuan jim go and do corrections and then
jamo kept doing the goblin techies voice.....
so he say "arghhh my houney" or smthing in a
damn stupid mickey mouse voice.....
sounded abit like "uhh.... im ho**y".....
then suddenly the librarian appear and then
say "can u pls speak softer abit?!"
then she walk away and i and xuan jim sit there and
laff laff laff......
and jamo dissapear to dunno where and laff.....
then he say " okays lets go now..... lets go...."
wah..... so pai seh.......
Yesterdae had DnT test..... and then dunno how to do
almost all the questions...... like only did 2
questions and my table was like so weird.....
the legs half way went through the table.....
then the other question i only managed to do half way
when time up.......
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad......
then i got into physics for CID......
dammit.... i so wanted to join sports science.....
and the worst is physics lab is just opposite the track......
so everytime i turn to the right i can see alll the lucky peoples
running while im doing some stupid solar car thing.....
argh.....
oh yars, then i forgot to change and the mr teo or tan ask me to
go back and change within 2 minutes.....
wah!!! then i was like running my fastest for the first time this year
since i quit catching last year.........
and the best thing is that i manged to reach the lab
only 2o seconds late lehs!!!
then i told this to jamo and xuan jim before we take the bus....
and i told them again at the library cos i forgot that i told them
already.......
so funny funny........
i finally managed to find the silence of the lambs novel....
which is the first book before hannibal and hannibal rising....
i noe that jamo sure put smthing in my cbox like "u and ur hannibal"
if he sees this......
i think that self training shld be on tuesdae...... must ask rui yang
cos he got 3 balls at hme.....
dunno how he going to bring to sch,......
so sian so sian.....
i quited dota liaos so nthing to do nows.........
sad sad sad sad sad......