Really funny and nice song but
the vid abit sick for some people....
dun watch if u dun want....
http://www.imeem.com/people/ANq6qT/video/oL0rrgtA/fountains_of_waybe_staceys_mom_music_video/
(the video)
http://www.imeem.com/people/BaNySov/music/sduXxqM3/fountains_of_wayne_staceys_mom/
(the song)
is damn nice......

Todays went to escape again....
and then like nthing to do cos we
go and then come back very early
cos joy got piano lesson.....
then we go like 11 smthing then 4
haf to leave liaos....
then when we takin the train home
i and ben sit at the part of the mrt
dat got only 2 seats....
then opposite us got this old man
sitting down and got this old woman
standing beside him...
then the man suddenly stand up and
like move to the door so the old woman
go and sit down...
then ben go say ' skali he just go see the
directory only...'
then correct lehs! the old man go back
to his seat and then want to sit down cos
he thought no one there cos he like just
stand up and lean abit....
then the old woman holding those type
of very big newspaper so she never see the
man and then he he sitting half way the whole
ass just push onto the newspaper lehs....
so the woman was reading halfway then
the newspaper like got smthing push onto it
so she move it away and see the man's ass.....
then me and ben laff untill like want to die
liaos....
but cannot show the man wad rite..? so
we do hide our face and laff very quietly....
like so damn funny lorhs.....
anyways...... tmrw goin hotel to stay!!
WOOHOOooooo!!!!

nothing to post at all.... then todae
got even more bored but then,
fridae i goin to escape!! again...
is like the 4th time im goin liaos....
anyways, not many peoples dat i noe
goin so abit weird....
cos like me, joy, ben ( not confirm)
and chelsea and her ballet frends....
anyways, just now mie father not at home
so like the house damn quite cos tv not on
and mie bro doin hmw then suddenly mie
say ' eh who go and off the room light?!'
then i was like....' dunno u lah!'
cos i was washing mie shoe laces....
( dats like mie 2nd time in mie life same no.
for the times i wash mie shoes...)
so i say at never go inside the room and
then mie bro doin hmw so he cannot off the
light wads...
then mie maid say 'eh? i never lehs...'
then we all believe her cos she dun joke one...
then mie mother was like ' eh! who go and off!'
so like i walk to the room cos im like the only
one not scared cos dats mie room and inside got
tv so mie mother was watching just now....
then when i go inside the tv was on and the lights
were off.......
so by now eveyone all like damn freaked out then
i need to take mie shoes to clean so i open the door
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and then there was a woman over there !!!!!!
she was making a call and standin outside mie
house but i never see properly so i so damn
freaked out so i was like " DUHhHhhhhUUUHH!!'
then i close the door....
then i look through the hole in the door then i dare
to come out....

now mie head hurts like shyt....
cos yesterday i went for mie cousin's
wedding and got like damn drunk....
at first i just went there then mie father
go and take one glass of wine or champagne
and give me...
so i just go and drink the whole thing down
and cos like mie stomach damn shiok so
i keep taking somemore from the waiters....
and then the hotel is the dunno wad shangrila
hotel or smthing and everywhere also got
waiters holding trays so i just walk up and
take one glass and drink....
in the end, i drink like alot of glasses...
then when we go into the ball room for the
dinner is like so damn cold.....
then the waitress come and ask me and mie
father 'would u like some wine?'
then mie father say yes but i never say anything
cos i feelin dizzy liaos...
then i look in a mirror and mie face like damn red!!!
then me and mie father go and play this game like
we find one waitress and then we guess is from wad
country then i always lose......
anyways, like ten minutes over liaos then i go and
drink mie all father's red wine....
so i turn totally drunk and cannot walk properly...
then haf to go toilet to vomit and i missed the dinner!!!
cos like i vomit then i go to a sofa and rest then get up and
vomit again so haf to it down and get up again and then
vomit again like 4 times......
then today i wake up mie head like gona crack lidat....
but the feeling still damn shiok.....
next time i go bring someone get drunk with me.....
who wants....?!

i seriously hate weddings......
just went through one and then
later still haf to go for dinner....
and the couple who is getting married
only saw me like 3 times....
like such a waste of time....
is like a week before today mie mother
already want me to go out and choose
clothes liaos....
somemore haf to go in the morning lehs!
like at 8.00 i suppose to be sleeping one
then haf to wake up go for wedding?!
now i got his stupid headache cos not enough
sleep....
normal days i wake up like and hour ago....
still pissed off.....
anyways, go watch these vids....
mie life time collection of crap...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ
(obama-umbrella)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQo5nJnpOY
(osama-chicken little)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRn5-LQCg2s
(family guy-puke-a-thon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik&NR=1
(family guy-cool whip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCfUm21BsI
(family guy-over)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0&feature=related
(family guy-cow boy song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY&feature=related
(family guy-speaking italian)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVkmr8wk9N8&feature=related
(family guy-stewie meets wall street)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXHaCEhOiWU&NR=1
(family guy-bull frog)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDrLdfgx3CQ&NR=1
(family guy-brian's son)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
(family guy-mom)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB-5qC-0Jm4
(king kong sings)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc&feature=related
(joker interrogation spoof)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVK1IYtrVTQ
(lord of the rings parody)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GH92mv1cg
(madtv-high sch. musical parody)
still got a lot but i lazy to post liaos

Oh yar, nthing to post so
i post abt the joke mie father
told me.....
not everyone will laugh....
bull fighting is abt this man
waving the red flag and got
this bull inside a ring trying to kill him....
so in spain bull fighting is like
a national sport and then
after one whole day rite, some of
the bull will die and then got one
restaurant nearby always serve the
bull's testicles.....
and then alot of customers come and
say very nice and always come....
so one day got one regular customer
come and then when the waiter serve
him he go and complain to the waiter
" excuse me! how come the serving is
so small?!'
cos the testicles very small lahs....
and then the waiter reply 'not everytime
the bull die........'

can u hear it?
the laugther in ur ears....
the never.... ending..... laughter.......
haha...... hahaha.......

mie dream hamster.....
too bad mie mother
will never allow it....

a beautiful work of art...
by mr bean....

cruise the president pefect......
i look stupid.....

the 5 eskimoes......

wee and guo yue playing with vivek's broken specs....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahas.......

me and mie broken slipper........

our first pic. with mdm bala alone......
thks to jing chao's cam....

qian yi hiding....

all serious faces.....

hahahahaahhas.....
vivek's goin to be pissed off when he sees this...

its goin to rain.......

Like damn long never post liaos
cos mie com crash......
and then todae we get back psle
results and estelle was like damn
sad i dunno y and then she was like
crying and moaning smthing at the
same time but i dunno wad lahs....
anyways, todae suppose to go east
coast but then vivek never go and then
guu yue say todae he go then tmrw he dun
go so like all dun go lahs.........
then in class andrea and zhi ying and gen
all cry and estelle got like the biggest reaction
cos she was like knocking boxes down and dunno
doing wad lahs.......
and then i wake up like damn late todays cos
yesterday i damn tired....
and then i wake up like 11:35 lidat and then i was like
OMG.......
then haf to run all the way to sch......
never eat breakfast......
and then i got 256 and was like 'walaos, vivek estimate
spot on siah!'
and then everyone was like 'is okays lah...'
256 very lan meh?
i dun care liaos lahs......
got PSP and 10 dollars cos bao got first and mie mother
lost the bet.....
and i owe yu xuan dollars.....
damn tired todaes....
tmrw i going to go mad.........
anyways is probably the last time i can go mad b4
i go sec 1.....

i think this is the last photo we took...
cos everyone too scared to ask...
and when we ask him the first time he say
his hair not nice......
wth..

first time vivek smiling properly in a photo....
hahahahahahhas!!!

i owe both of them money...

me and mark in nerd country...

Mrt...

Vivek is still pissed off cos i did dat....

didnt get to finish posting yesterday

today i just come back from
the chalet and mie toe hurts like
hell.....
cos we suppose to go wild wild
wet yesterdaybut only chelsea
and some boys want to go so
we never go and start playing
chalet catching....
so when we playing dat time i
still wearing slipper but then i think
joy or mark was coming to mie hiding
place so i just run but then when i
running half way mie slipper drop
but then i heard someone saying" eh
over there got people lehs!"
so i dun care mie slipper and run lorhs....
so i run and mie toe go inside one of the
bars in the drain cover...
at first nothing one but then when i pull
mie toe out mie nail crack in half and the
sharp part poke into the flesh.....
then blood, blood everywhere.............
anyways, madeline mother bring me to
dunno where to get bandage and plasters...
and then the people there go and call a
life guard dat like just finish work to come!
at first i was like " okay lah, just a life guard
only wad! scared what?"
then he come in and i totally freaked out cos
he was like so damn huge lehs!
like he's upper half of the body is two of mark lehs!!!
and he like ang moh so i cannot understand
wad he saying and he cannot understand me also....
so like damn funny cos i thought he going to do
dunno wad to me so i dun wan to sit down untill
the counter there the receptionist go and do
translation and he give me bandage and plasters
and the woman say he say put under running water
then okays liaos....

Very sad today cos like
the last day of school....
and then i took like a
damn lot of pictures with like
a lot of teachers and then when
me and wee and guo yue and vivek
and jing chao walking home dat time
we do bomb again!
just dat this time we make with no fire
one.....
jing chao go and put baking soda and
vingar in one bottle and then he close
it and shake.....
then got a lot of foam and nothing
else happen.........
anyways, today mie com finally fix liaos
but i still cannot upload pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so crap siah.....
and then just now jing chao call and ask " eh
cruise tomorrow no school rite?"
and i was like " yar?"
and then he like still damn blur......
hahahahahahahhs......
i'll definetly remember jing chao's hair
next year.......
then tmrw i going to chalet........
results are coming soon.....
WooHoooo!!!!

Today was like damn weird
cos alotof weird things happen...
okays just now we went to guo yue's
house cos we wanted to go to jia le's
house but then he doing dunno wad
project with his class so we wait at
guo yue's house....
and then i go and pour ice milo into a
glass and then when i drinking half way
the glass shatter lehs!!!!!!!!!!!
i was like OMG!!!!
and then got a little bit of tiny tiny pieces
of glass in mie mouth and i inside like
got ant biting me lidat.....
so the milo all pour onto mie pants and it look
like i shit in mie pants!!
so i haf to borrow from guo yue pants to wear....
and then i tasted blood in mie mouth!!!!!
and then when jia le done with his project
i and wee and guo yue and vivek go with
randall, darren hon, shermin, qian yi's cousin,
choon zin, lim jing, jia hao, kevin, daniel go and
play car park catching.....
then it rain like very heavily and then the car park
become flooded....
so i and wee never wear shoe so we run on the
water that time we cannot run cos the car park
like got little bit of oil left over from the cars
so when the floor get wet and we step, our feet
become like got soap lidat....
and then i dunno so i just run cos got catcher coming
liaos....
then i run like damn fast but then more than half of
mie steps no use at all!
like i running very fast but then going nowhere....
so i running half way i want to turn dat time i slide
totally sideways.....
like i running like full speed but going very slow dat time
i thought turning very slow also so i turn a bit and then
i fall horizontall lehs.....
walaos...
now still pain....
anyways, tmrw wearing vivek's pants go school cos mie
only pants become like dirty liaos so i had to borrow from
him just now.....
and then tmrw is like the last day of school and like damn sad
lidat lorhs........
oh yar, wee is going on stage tmrw to read a speach so i
going to ask everyone to go and cheer......
WooHooo!!!!
Go WEE!!!!

Today we all went to anna's house
to go and play cos we all too bored
liaos....'
and then we go her house and i play
with a matress i found....
like a put it on the floor and then i
run very very fast and then like
superman-flying-position onto the
matress and then slide very far on
the floor....
okays, is like i run then i jump on the
matress and land on my chest.....
easier to understand....
anyways, anna's bro also go and try
and then he very small and light so when
he run no momentum and the matress
move alittle bit only and he look damn poor
thing......
anyways, i go and try other things like
i run and jump and then try to land in the
sleeping position but then very very very pain...
cos when i jump, i step on the matress and it
very slippery so it slide forward and then i
fall down and land on mie head seh!
and then we go and play blind mice and
then all gt damn tired.........
and then we go back to anna's house to
rest....
WTF, i make us sound like old peoples....
hahahahahhahahahhs..........
and then the blind mice was like damn dangerous...
today i found out that we are just a few days
away from THE LAST DAY
OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG........
so sad.....

Today i very very bored...
and then when i just woke up
i had such a bad headache
i had to go sleep again for another
3 hours....
and then when i wake up mie eyes
very pain and i dunno why...
i think is becos at nite i woke up
and then found mie bolster missing...
so i look down from mie bunk bed then
i saw mie bolster on mie sister's bed......
so i already very tired liaos cos i went to
jia hao's church to play whole day so i damn
tired but i still haf to climb down and then get
mie bolster......
any ways, just realised how fun jia hao's church
was....
its like 200 times better then the church i used to
go to cos the one i went to is like all old
people and jia hao's church all young peoples...
and then when we went guo yue and daniel and
jia hao brought their basket ball becos before we
go to the church we going to ngee ann poly for like
a games day for the group so they thought can play
and in the end we cannot find the basket ball court
and when we find it we had to go to the church liaos.....
so they all thought like" aiyah shouldnt haf bring....."
and then we went to the church we waiting for the
service to start and then we saw those kind of mini-basket ball
hoop for babies one so we start playing siah!
so damn lame....
and then the thing is like damn short so we can all pretend to be
pros and do slamm dunk.....
dunno wad we going to do tmrw.................................................................................

Today like so damn tiring.....
just now i go to wee's house
and then we all go mad and
then i use his msn account
to tok to yu xuan and thne i
say dat im mr ong and yu xuan
and zi jian all plus together....
so become : mr ong zi xuan...
and then me and wee and guo
yue laff like shyt....
and then wee wanted to go down
to the minimart but i and guo yue
dun want so we keep playing
his com and then wee keep saying
dat we haf to off the com..
then he lie on the floor and w8 for
us to off the com and thne he fell asleep leh!
as in just lie down and then sleep liaos...
so we dun care and then i go and ask guo yue
to go amirul's blog to play the tic-tac-toe....
okays all go and try....
anyways, just now i and jing chao and wee
and guo yue go and make a bomb...
then when we just lighted it, i reealised got
someone staring at us lehs....
so i was like all freaked out and then just when
i want to tell them to stop the bomb explode and
then got fire everywhere and then a lot of smoke...
and then i think got cleaners saw and tell the
security guard...
and then jing chao still like normal dun care at all
and then he just go home...
but me and wee and guo yue all like damn scared
so we run here and there from the guard and then
we sit under one block to hide from the guard and
then we keep thinking of ideas of how to push the
blame aways...
dunno wad to do nows............
so bored........
oh yar and then in the morning we go and play
captain ball against the 5k girls and like they got
so many many many girls vs like 10 plus of us lehs....
is like so damn hard to play when one person got the
ball and then all the screaming girls come and like
ants lidat cover us up lehs...
so scary siah...
and then i very tall so all of them like so damn mini
lorhs...
and then i accidentally knock into them and they start
screaming "MOLEST!!!!!"
walaos...
then i like so pai seh lehs.....
and then the captain stand on a bench and then when
ball come i must jump to block rite or not?
and then they dun wan to use the chair so like i
damn tall so i accidentally knock into the captain
when i jump and then mie arm come out to block
the ball and then knock into her lah...
like completely PIAM onto the girl and then she
was like OMG!!!! and then i dunno wad to say lehs
so i keep saying sry and then the 5j peoples
cheer for our class!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yaye...
hahahahahahahhs....
we won 5k anyways.....
WoohOOooooo!!!!

today i had mie first chi. tuition
in like a month....
then mie teacher go and
teach me all abt wad we goin to
studying next year and it was like
so scary....
got like a lot of diff. types of compos
and all of them like so difficult...
anyways, today was like damn great
cos we dun haf mr ong's class and then
everyone get split into diff. classes and
i and guo yue and zi jian and jonah was
put in 6b....
and then i and guo yue dun want to stay
in that class so we during recess go and
find the teacher of 6b and mrs lim to ask
if can transfer to 6j....
then i and guo yue had to go and beg for like
for 10 whole min untill she allow....
but then when i and guo yue leaving 6b
that time, zi jian and jonah just anyhow come
and follow lehs!!
walaos....
is like we ask for so long and they didnt ask
for permission at all then just come along lorhs...
anyways, tmrw we going health zone for lecture
and to walk around for learning journey...
tmrw is going to be sooooo boring....

Today missed P.E again becos
of I.T lesson....
so damn boring lahs....
and then during I.T lesson estelle
go and ask wee "Did u sign a
petition against me?" or smthing
lidat lahs and everyone started
crowding around and thinking
and listening and i was like sitting in
the middle cos wee sit beside me
just now and then i go and ask
'wads a petition ah?"
and then everyone laff like shit and
i dun even noe wads going on lorhs...
anyways, just now we go and watch
movie at lot-1 and then i thought we
gonna watch high sch. musical but
then we go and watch the coffin!
and was like so damn shit lorhs!
the ghost keep apearing with blood
and cuts on the face lehs...
so it was like nothing happening and
the woman is looking at the sunset
and then suddenly got that 'Jhenggg!!"
sound and then the camera view like
move back a bit and the ghost is behind
her and then i like damn freaked-out
cos i dun watch horror movies one...
(today is mie first time....so shame...)
and then anna was screaming her
head off beside me and then the cinema
was so damn cold!!!!!!!!!!!
walaos....
and then when i normal i already eat like
damn fast rite?
then when i scared i eat even faster and then
the whole pail of popcorn five min disappear liaos....
hope tmrw can get extra one priod P.E.......

Very bored today cos nothing
to do at alls.....
anyways, now mie hamster look
damn poor thing in the tiny cage
but i dun care lahs....
worse come to worse i go and put
a bridge in side so it can hide lorhs...
just now guo yue come mie house
and then he bring daniel and jia hao
and hasif and his bro all come and play
halo 2....
nothing to post all lorhs...
oh yar, today we go do C.I.P at east coast
park and then like total waste of time cos
we take damn long to go there and then we
spend like 15 min picking up litter then go
back liaos....
so boring siahs....
and then mr rafilli come and ask mie group
to present the social studies thing and then
mie group didnt do anything so we were like
" er..... what to do ah?"
and then i and jamo start bluffing like shit
and then we like " but we duno that got this
project one lehs..."
and i go and add on like "yar! is only today then
we noe haf to present anything ones..."
so mr raffili look like he didnt believe but i dun
care so i faster zhao and left jamo there to explain....
and then i dunno wad happen lahs but no body went
up to present so i and jamo start throwing the
pokeball we bought from estelle around
and then we go and do poke battle lehs....
like so damn lame....
cos the pke ball is like those kind of cloth one then
u can open the zip and turn the ball inside out and
then got a pokemon come out...
so mie is charmander but jamo one is squirtle so we
like haf battle and then we press the button and
who can make the pokemon come out faster...
so stupid siah.............

Today completely sucks...
i like had nothing to do at
all and then just now like
ten min ago, i discovered that
one of mie hamsters just killed
mie other hamster....
as in totally ripped the head off
an dthen the inside things all can
see....
and when i discovered mie the other
hamster still chewing on the meat seh!
OMG!!
that's like so damn cool.....
anyways i just moved the killer hamster
from the big cage jamo gave me to mie old
cage....
mebbe that will be better....

just realised how little time i
haf left to play untill PSLE results
come out.
dunno why i not worried though...
i bet vivek and wee very stressed
now....
anyways, mie sis now playing with
the donkey i bought from estelle like
yesterday.
cos estelle doing dunno wad SPCA thing
and then yesterday i went to guo yue's
house to play block catching and then he
say he want to go to her house to help
help abit so i and jia hao go and see wad
to do.
he never really do much but i was like a
HUGE help.... in eating all her food...
cos her mother make sandwiches with ham
and cheese and then got chocolate on the table
and then the maid even give me a whole cheese
cake!!!!
so i was like "aunty u dun wan already?"
then estelle's maid and mom was like "u eat
lah..."
so i eat lorhs....
and then in the end i ate like 10 sandwiches and the
entire cheese cake.....
walaos....
thinking about it makes me hungry seh....
anyways, estelle, mie maid want me to say thks
cos mie sis loves the pink color pants i got from
ur house...