nthing to post abt....
cos i cant remb wad happen in
sch much.....
er.....hmw starting to pile
up like alot.....
and my short term memory start coming
again liaos......
like all the hmw all cannot remb and then
things that happen in sch all blank.....
oh yars, i got into volleyball....
even though i put basketball as first choice...
but is still the same....
both also dunno how to play at alls....
and then kai wei got into basketball....
hes and mine is confirm one cos the teacher tell
us....
dunno bout the rest of the peoples.....
want cca to start next week.....
gettting too boring......
classes and classes.....
then today at science lab i do finish the activity
already so i very bored and then i want to sleep
a while cos science class is like the most boring class
of alls.....
then i close eyes then sleep liaos....
as in really fall asleep....
then jia ling nthing to do go and disturb me....
she suddenly call my name then i thought teacher call me....
scared like dunno wad........
and yesterday i wrote the first official offense inside the
class management diary......
ye cheng never do hmw for chi class....
then lao shi ask why and he say he never bring the bi ji
so canot do....
then lao shi say 'that's bulls**t!' (translated from chi.)
then she ask him take out hes handfone and call parent....
like rite there take out and call.....
then she ask me to take the management diary and write him....
now is only the first....
janssen say hes got alot liaos....
today i like very very tired......
so tired tired..........
so tired.....

very very long never post
cos too busy....
and i having trouble with chinese
again....
cos i during all my chi lessons i will look
at the clock then look around....
then my teacher see me look around and
say i dunno wad zhou shen or lose focus...
but is not my fault at alls....
the lesson is damn boring....
then she ask me stand like 4 times for the
lesson to ans question then 2 times i dunno
and 2 times i give half correct ans....
and today i went vivo with xuan jim and
estelle to meet wee and guo yue and qian yi
and rui xin and jun wei.....
then estelle half way go and then leave me and
xuan jim....
and then we wait for the rest to come for like damn longs....
then we walk to movie there to slack then elizabelle
and her two other frend were there...
i only recognise one cos shes a sc....
then they like thought we couple lidat....
and alot of things happen and i cannot remb liaos...
so i very vry bored now....
bored.....

Today is like the first time in a lot
alot of days that i posted....
then today got basketball training
and then me and kai wei and yu teng were late....
then haf to run eight rounds and we never
eat yet so i run finish damn want to vomit....
then the rest of the training was okay....
then......i dunno stilll got wad....
now that got home work everything
become boring again....
so i very sian....
dunno wad to type....
er.....okays i repost a very very old post....


What not to name your dog...

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot" I made the mistake of calling mine "Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like." Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. Not wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began, another contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the show. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. When I asked if the show was televised he called me a pervert.
I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, "I've come for my dog." She said, "Which one, Spot or Rover?" I said, "What about Sex?" She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again.
Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the cages the operator came up to me. I said I'm looking for Sex. He said I was looking in all the wrong places.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." He said, "What's your point, so did I." I said, "But my wife wants to take Sex away." He said, "That's what happens in a divorce."
Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all over town. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up Friday.


funny story....

was not home for on thursday
cos of camp and it was like so
damn fun.....
so on thursday the whole classs had
to go and practise a dance for campfire
and a skit for BRING ON THE RED
CARPET.....
but then before that me and another girl
called karrisa were nominated for class
chairperson....i dunno how to spell her name....
then the skit was like damn easy to do
but the dance is like everyone dun
want to do anything at alls....
cos the dance song is love storey by the
taylor swift i think....
then got one part of the song the boy and the girl
haf to use their hand to make into a heart shape....
then is like everyone all dun want to do...
especially mie partner cos she like sian sian
then when practise that time she stand very very
far away....
then got another part where the boys haf to kneel
down and then likke propose....
so the PSLs lilke very hards to get the boys to do....
then BRING ON THE RED CARPET started after all
the practise....
so the skit was like damn funny cos i and the china boy
called yu teng were suppose to bully and beat up another
guy called david....;
and david alway's show his underwear as in like when he
is acting half way the shirt will like go up and the
pants will go down....
so is like damn funny especially when we beat him up cos
he falll to the ground and we drag him to centre
of stage then his underwear show like alot....
so the rest of the classs that were not acting were
sitting at the back of the stage to do sound effect and then
they saw everything.....
so is like me and yu teng were laffing like crazy backstage
and our PSL was like laffing and saying 'dun laff!' at the same
time.....
then the peoples sitting at the back were all laffing and then david
stand up and tok and come in full view.....
and everyone laffing like dunno wad.....
then we had UG orientation camp and then got this
NCC GUY come and bring me to the NCC stand and
do the army face painting thing....
then i was like OMG!!!! crap crap crap.....
then xuan jim and estelle go and take foto....
i dunno if they still haf.....
so i go bring my PSL yong rui go do face paintinig also....
then we both look like water melon......
then finally i grab poh yi, this little guy that looks like my bro and
is like wee's height....
then they go do the painting on him....
then poh yi was like 'i dun want!!!!!!!'
then when finish already he run to the toiletand try and wash.....
so i remb got dance later so i go toilet also....
then when i go toilet poh yi cannot wash off the paint lehs!!!!!!
then he was like swearing and wiping his face with tissue....
then in the end he give up and say 'wo bian cheng hei ren liao!!!'
then i try and i become even worse....
cos poh yi use tissue and wipe but i go and take water in
my hand and scrub....
so all the paint mix up and make me look like the hulk.....
then yong rui keep laffin and laffing.....
then just before campfire started i and poh yi and yu teng run
to toilet to wash face....
i dunno why yu teng got painted but he got painted...
so we go toilet and use the soap and wash....
then finally all come out....
then we had CAMPFIRE!!!!!
campfire was like damn nice but the campfire keep going out....
so this girl in my class keep saying 'this is actually just
a camp cos there's no fire!!'
then like some peoples in my class not high at alls....
so when got music that time me and karrisa call
everyone to stand and high....
then some peoples in the front all high like dunno wad then we
keeep jumping and WHOOO!!!!ing.....
then when is our turn to perform we go to the front and do and
is like everyone keep saying WHHHOOOOOOO when the girl and
boy do the heart shape thing......
then after campfire we go BATHE!!!!!
and its like only got 2 toilets to use and 100 plus boys.....
cos one of our boys toilet converted to girls toilet
so all the toilets flooded with peoples and i cannot bathe at alls....
so i remb got one toilet at behing the grand stand which is
behind the track and very very far away.....
so i walking there half way i saw 2 boys walking to another toilet
so i say 'eh ur going bathe?'
then they say'yar....'
then i say' but all the toilet so many peoples how to bathe??'
then they say 'yar.....dunno where to bathe lehs...'
then i say' eh i noe this toilet at the grand stand there
got hose to use one...'
then they say'eh we all go lahs...'
then we go to the toilet and then i realise the switch not working....
cos that block got a switch tripped....
so no lights at alls....
so i was like'er...okay just bathe lahs...anyways all boy'
then they were like okay....
so we all strip and take the hose out and spray here
spray there....
then was like damn cold and fun....
but no light except from other building so cannot see anything....
then suddenly estelle COME LEHS!!!!!!!
she and here frend were like dunno looking for wad so
i take towel and wrap make sarong.....
then she was like'haf a nice bath....'
then she go liaos...
so me and the two boys bathe untill very very shuang...
then we make frends but i cant remb there names....
dunno why they can remb mine....
so after that we go and sleep and then next morn....
then we had breakfast and then CCA selection....
then got shortlisted for double base and saxophone.....
and yong rui was still laffin abt my face......
orientation camp so fun...............
RV rawks.....

todae is like very very fun
cos haf CCA selection and then
i made frends with the china boy
sitting behind me....
then we go and do the basketball trial together....
then me and him and another
boy shortlisted.....
but during the trial i very pai seh
cos like i dunno how to dribble
at all and then look so stupid....
and then the coach is like quite
old and then he hold a wooden pole and
at first when he point at me i thought
he like going to scold me and i quite
scared cos he holding the pole like going to
whack someone.....
then he speak the kind of chinese very fast and
i cannot understand so need to ask him like
a few times and still cannot understand.....
must haf a translator then can and then i dunno
how to do the dribble and run then jump and
score thing....
so look very weird....
then we go do volleyball and then the volleyball people
like very frendly....
then got one guy do the same thing as me...
he go and suddenly appear and put out his hand and say
HELLO....
so volleyball also look like quite fun....
but then i got 5 PSL and then 2 is in volleyball
and 2 is in basketball....
only one is in dance and i definetly 100% cannot
do dance at alls.....
so like the 4 PSLs keep saying 'join volleyball!' and
'join basketball!'
and then i dunno which to choose.....
then today like make alot of other frends....
and very very very tired.....
not bored anymore.....
first time type this in my blog......
hahahahas..............

Today quite fun cos i went
to wee's house to do the science
buskers thing....
then jing chao got 95% pure
alcohol from dunno where
to extract dna from mashed up
strawberries....
then after we video the experiment
i and jing chao get a cotton wool
ball and then dip into the alcohol....
then we light it on fire and it look damn
cool cos the alcohol burn but the coton wool
never burn so is like a fire ball lidat.....
then when jing chao haf to go for piano lesson
i and vivek go play basketball and wee go
run around the court dunno for wad......
cos the ball is we found at the court cos some one
left it there....
then the ball is damn dirty and vivek's hand all black
and then he go and wipe the sweat of his face with
the hand and then his face like got black color thing
dripping down.......
then me and wee keep laffing.....
then after that when jing chao come down we go and
pour alcohol into a cup and then we do the experiment
again for the video.....
then when finish jing chao suggest to set the whole cup on fire....
so i go get a piece of paper and set fire to it....
then we throw it into the cup and then at first cannot see
the fire cos is like abit invisible.....
then the fire get very big and the cup start melting.....
then we like scared already and vivek say put the fire
out cos he wearing R.I uniform....
so jing chao get a tub of water and pour onto the cup of
alcohol......
then the whole floor got mashed up strawberries and water....
so i thought if we go and pour alcohol on the floor and
set fire to it all the water will dissapear.....
so we all go and pour alot of alcohole on the strawberry thing....
then we light it on fire and the whole floor on fire.....
then when the fire keep burning and nothing happen
wee say we put it out and he take hes slipper go and step on
the fire....
then the alcohol stick to his slipper and then his slipper
on fire....
then he was like 'oh shit!!oh shit!!!'
then he go and kick the slipper here and there untill
no fire.......
too bad hes slipper never totally burn....
then will be like very very funny.....
so sad.................
now im so bored.................

DO...

RAE...

MEE....

hahahahahahas.....

Today went to collect the 250
dollar thing for doing well....
then saw estelle wearing rv
uniform and wee never see estelle
and say very loudly like' eh you noe this
estelle....' then estelle turn around
and then i and guo yue was like 'eh shaddup
lah...'
then yesterday is first day of sch......
and my class almost everyone all dun want to
play ice breaker properly....
so when we play the game suppose to point at
one person and the two peoples standing
beside haf to go and shout 'TONGKAT TONGKAT!!'
very loudly.....
but then no one do at all and then when the
person beside me chosen i go and shout very loud
and like the whole class looking at me.,.....
like so pai seh......
and then got a china boy sitting behind me and i
cannot understand hes han yu pin ying english at all.....
then beside the china boy got this very irritaing guy....
when the PSL(peer support leaders) go and
ask us to do the cheer no one really go and do
especcialy him...
then when the psl say we do very soft and haf to do
again he keep saying very loudly' if you can do why you dont
do?'
so he was like trying to act smart cos the PSL were like
the only people doing the cheer......
then my teacher is like abit weird....
cos hes lower body is bigger than hes upper
body so is like not porpotionate....
so he go and wear a very very very tight pants
and is like squeeze very tight untill the handfone
in hes pocket can see the outline completely.....
mebbe the 2nd day class will be better..........
so boring nows.....

i keep laffing cos of this....click the one on top....

a very funny ad. i found on youtube....click the one on top....