today like damn tired liddat
but i never really do any thing
at all....
i only go to guo yue's house to
play xbox with wee and all the
other friends and then we play
block catching and then we go
home liaos....
like nthing to do at all.
anyways, tmrw can go guo yue's
house and play halo 2 vs jun wei
and then can trash him and shot gun
i hope lahs......
still dunno when we will get our fcking
P.E lorhs...
we should at least be able to choose
which talk we go for cos alot of the school
no one interested we still haf to waste P.E
over it
so damn fuck lahs....

today nthing to do at all...
this morning mie father race
me at labradr park. winner gets
5 dollars so i agree and then i win
and now i am 5 dolars richer.
anyways, yesterday jing chao and wee
and vivek and jia hao and guo yue
and bao come mie house and jing chao
bring the bomb that we made at wee's
house a few days ago.
then we go to the underground carpark
and light it up and then it explode untill
damn big!
and ten got a lot of smoke and we all like
fcking scared cos is only when got a lot
of smoke then we realise got smoke
detector and nearby got cleaners
and upstairs got security guards.
vivek and bao is the funniest one lorhs.
the bomb havent even light u then they
run liaos.
and then the gun powder in the bomb
is from the sparklers one rite?
i think i never smash all int powder
so got this chunk of gun powder like
rocket liddat fly from the fire and hit
mie leg!
WALAOS!!!
fcking pain!
and then tmw i going escape theme park
with guo yue and jia hao and dunno who
liaos.

today is like damn good siah!
cos i go wee's house and do
experiment and then when
i just reach home jia hao and
guo yue call me and ask me go
BPP with them and then jia hao
bring 104 dollars and then i get
to eat KFC and play at time zone
for free lehs!
walaos...
i love today....
and then tmrw jia hao and guo yue
and wee and other people( havent
comfirm them yet) come mie house
and play blog catching and halo2
Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today very very tired lehs.
i like just wake up from 2hour
nap and then just now wee and
guo yue and jia hao and janssen
and bao and jing chao and vivek
came mie house. then we all
squeeze in mie room and play
x-box
then i use shotgun in halo and then
i like kill everyone and i never die
for like damn long.
then i was like shouting" YES! i SAID
YES!!! THAT IS RITE!!!'
and then jia hao was like laffing and
then he go and kill me and then very
funny lahs.
then when we play halo untill sian liao we
go and play block catching and then fcking
fun lehs.
okay i was with jia hao and guo yue at first
and bao was the catcher and then we were
walking for a while to camp at somewhere
and then at level 9, i saw wee and then
mie reaction rate like damn slow and i look
at him and he look at me and then i run and he
run. then wee was like" i not catcher lah!"
and then i call jia hao back but guo yue already
run untill very far liaos.
then wee was like " eh u noe normally no one
will come to level 9 unless is by accident and then
suddenly the door to the stairs open and then
we haf to hide at one of the house corner there.
then we never see who the catcher is but then we
were laffing silently untill the catcher go liao then
we can laf and i was like " eh wee "normally wont
come to 9" hor?"
then at the second round guo yue thought the lift
inside is a catcher and then we two want to escape
from the stairs but guo yue still want to check. in the
end is a girl going home becos the stairs was like just
beside her house.
then if u want to from the stairs walk to the lift then
u haf to turn a corner so guo yue hide at the corner
and then the girl come out form the other corner and
they both got freaked out and guo ye was like " gaauuughhhhh!!!"
and the girl was drinking sweet talk so she cannot scream
and then was like so damn hilarious cos guo yue got freaked
out by a girl.
and then when guo yue become catcher that time i dudnt
noe yet so i was running up the stairs and he was running
and then we both almost bang into each other and then we scream
very loud together lehs.
then i run down and he chase me and we both were lauffing like shyt.
so damn stupid lahs......

Today like damn boring cos guo yue
say cannot go his house at all so i stay
at home and play burn out revenge
and listen to song for like the fcking
whole day lehs....
then mie bro's teacher come like 2 hours
early and he was still eating lunch and
watching TV and when she come then mie
was like almost cry liddat
then today i like finally found this blog song
on iweb cos i very scared iweb dun haf...
love this song..............
anyways, wee and guo yue coming mie house
tmrw to play x-box and like no one else to
call cos i only got one controller and guo yue
can only bring 2 cos the rest of the controllers
is for his bro and hasif and the rest.
now i dunno who to call to come and play
tmrw.
i was goin to call jamo but then he not at home
so too bad lahs.
and then tmrw's tmrw i going to wee's house
to video vivek and him and jing chou doing the
experiment to send to sci. centre.
then after that can make another bomb!
woohoo!!'
FIRE RAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today got a stupid headache....
and then just now i go wee's house
and then i haf to video them for a
science experiment and then very
stupid leh! we video half way and
the rubbish truck come and make
alot of noise and then the video like
cannot hear vivek toking properly...
and then after that jing chao and me
and wee go and make a bomb lehs!
so jing chao and i go and cut the top
part of a lot of match sticks off and put
in a matchbox with shredded tissue...
and then we go and take a lot of sparkler
and take out the gun powder in like a bag
made of tissue and then we put the match
box inside the box and then use the wire
and tie up the tissue bag...
then we put a candle inside and light up.
then wee go and put in his psle entry form
and then we wait.....
and the bomb like burning and nothing
happen lehs.....
then wee was like" aiyah nthing lehs!"
then he walk in front and want to take
back his entry form and then BOOM!!!!!!!
is like the whole thing blow up and a lot of
fire!!!!!!!
is like those kind of show that got a big
explosion just that this one is smaller lahs!
and the explosion is like damn big u noe?
WooooooHooooooo!!!!!
so damn cool.......

Just come back from wee's
house and very tired...
and then we at his house do
experiment and then we go and
burn candle and do a lot of shit.
and then when we go into his house
then i and jamo go and make a halo
account called cj7 cos is like cruise and
janssen 7!
and then vivek addict to it and keep playing
also....
then i and jamo very bored and then we
go and prank call estelle and qian yi and
like complete failure cos like janssen keep
making me laugh and then when he tok
that time he ound like he wearing
underwear 3 size smaller....
i think qian yi is angry....

Very very bored now ...
later still haf to take bus to
NJC for open house...
why vivek haf to be so fat
and then cannot squeeze into guo yue's car?
walaos....
and yesterday we went to watch a movie with
xuan jim and the others and then the movie
SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
untill now i still haf no idea wad it is abt lorhs...
nthing to do....
so bored....

today is like the boringest day
of mie life....
cos guo yue go and play basketball
and wee and vivek and jing chou
go discuss the science buskers thing
so all busy and nothing to do or
play cos mie com spoil and i bored
of burn out revenge liaos....
and all mie pirated disc all watch finish
liaos....
so damn bored.....
and today got IT class and its like a
total fuck-up lahs.....
and then vivek never pay attention
in class (1st time!!!!!!!!!!!)
and then he make the head of the person
fly!
so damn stupid!!!!!!!!

Just eat finish and very tired...
and today i and wee and guo yue
and all the others go qian yi's house play
lehs!
and then we play block catching and i get
scolded by this stupid du lan woman...
and then we go and prank call vivek
and estelle...
then i was like" hello, pizahut delivery"
and vivek was like"er..........."
and i was like" did u order 3 pizas and
a large coke?"
and he say" i think i orded chicken..."
and i say " w8 argh, i check..."
and then i say" sry but we dun haf
chicken lehs"
and then he noe liaos....
and when we call estelle dat time she
really go and order piza before we call
so she thought is real one...
and yu xuan pretend to be manager
and say" helo? pizahut delivery..."
and estelle was like" er.... i thought
i ordered from canadian piza..."
and yu xuan laf untill cannot tok
and i haf to tok lehs......
anyways, today okay lahs...
tmrw dunno wad to do.....

todays mrs lim go and do health
ed and tok anout the male and
female bodies and sharan and
wee and guo yue and me and
a lot of peoples keep laughing and
mrs lim say the thing connecting the
balls to the cock is a pipe and we all
laf likes shit.
and todays assembly got this police
officer come for assembly and keep
using the word shit and bong
like not happy like dats.
and then janssen go pluck out
his tooth and he come back that time
tok until very funny and we all keep
laffing....
anyways tmrw got a lot of periods
of mrs lim and got P.E somemore!
WOOHOO!!!
and then we going qian yi's house also...
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just finished shitting and feeling
very bored nows cos mie grandma
sleeping in mie room and mie xbox
is inside there so i cannot play....
and then dunno where to go tmrw
and today most likely haf to stay home
craps craps...
oh yar, i discovered a new method
of being bored!
u go battleon.com and make free account.
cos i play for almost the whole nite lehs!'
relive p2 memories!
hahahahahahahsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very bored rite nows...
nthing to do at alls cos i like
now haf no hmw to do at all
and got no stress a bit weird
but still damn shiok!
anyways, dunno where to go tmrww
cos like nowhere to go.
and bao got throat inflammation
so i think cannot ask him go out.
and then i think guo yue going
out cos he always go out on sundays
and then i dunnno who else liaos..
just now zhi jie call and we tok and dunno where
to go siahs...
anyways, i improved on mie xbox skills
liaos cos i rank up in burn out
like 2 levels in one hour lehs!
(burn out is the racing game that xuan
jim beat me in! next time we play i sure win!)
ands vivek also very good liaos cos he can do
vertical take down and thriple pay back!
oh yars, almost forgot smthing...
GET WELL FASTER LAH BAO!

OKays todays is like the 2nd of the
start of the end of PSLE and it seriously
RAWKS!!!!!!!!
Cos even the teachers are better( except
for Bong) and Mrs LIm like damn nice now...
anyways today i confirm that Wee and I make
Vivek like us liaos cos he come mie house to play
Xbox and then he keep snatching the controller
from Wee. Then they keep shouthing untill
mie sis wake up lehs!
walaos...
and today we play snipin with a laser beam cos i
and wee and others go and use the projecter thingy
and shine the laser on alotof people's head
and then i say very loud BANG!!!
then Mrs lim say sound like a real gun cos
like so damn louds and she dun even care!
WoooHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
and then i go Wee's house and then we go catch
fish from the pond with david and darren
and then got one hidden CCTV saw us siah!
and then that balding security guard come and
say" eh the fish for seeing not catching one
okay?!" and then we pretend like say sorry
and hide the nets so he dun see
like so damn funn today

okays like just come back from
guo yue's house and like damn
shiok sia!
cos like we go from the very high place and
jump into the swimmin pool and get all
wet! and then we go his house and we
play halo with hasif (the fat one) and bao keep
losin and hasif very piss off cos he and i and bao
share one controller and then bao like explorin
the area like dats cos he walk with the shotgun
for like ten sconds and then he die liaos cos someone
kill him and then hasif keep saying," u go die lah! kacang
bao!' or "stupid char siew bao!" like damn funny!
i love the end of Psle!
WOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OKays today is like almost the
last day of PSLE and feels so damn
goods.....
anyways, tmrw we going to guo yue
house to like play for the whole day
cos we like never everybody go his
house and play since like P5.
I miss P5 like shit siah, got the
musical and everythin' !
and todays, i discovered smthing!
(for peoples who haf no ideas wad im
saying? dun care..thks)
I got over it!!!!!!!
WoooHHooooooo!!!

Never get to post yesterday...
anyways, yesterday very funny
cos i fell asleep during mie tuiton.
is like cos i let nmie chi. teacher mark
the book rite, then i put mie head
on the table and i fell asleep leh!
walaos and then she use her pen keep
poking me and calling mie name but i cannot
wake up! hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah
so damn funnys !

very fast Psle liaos and then
now mie whole family watching
Thunder Pants...
so damn lame siah!
its all abt this stupid fat
boy who can fart untill got
explosion....
just waiting for robots to start....
bored....bored....bored.....
todays i becoem like xtra
lame....
and then me and mie bro keep
singing in a high pithed and out of
tune voice
like" hey, jojo wad did u say?
we all wanna noe wad u learn todays!'
n then we keepm reeating untill i bored
cos we trying to wakeme sis up and that
song she hear evryday from the baby
show that she watches.....
The psle must be affecting mie brain!!
yesterday somemore got this
fcking headache untill cannot think
properly( not that i do that much)