find the simpsons in the picture....

Saturday, August 23, 2008

found some stupid stories on the net...
enjoy...

One teacher I had for Biology had a special way to remember Kingdom Pylum Class Order Family Genus Species. Her way we found out was King Phillip Came Over For Really Great Spaghetti. But, she was a bit flustered that day and instead of saying King Phillip Came Over For Really Great Spaghetti, she said King Phillip Came Over For Really Great Sex.
hahahhahaha

I was handing out directions on how to make something. I can not even remember now what it was. One little boy turned to the kid next to him and he said--- "I love it when Mrs. Towell hands out erections."

I teach preschool, 2 year olds. When I was Pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young. As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large. One of my little darlings came up to me and said," Miss Ilene, your belly is getting very fat!" I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away, saying nothing. The next day, this happy, never cry child pitched a fit when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was grinning from ear to ear. I asked what happened and she said, "Adam thought you might eat him, you've already eaten a baby."

First Grade True StoryOne day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy %$#@! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

very funny....
cant stop laughing....

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6:07 PM

walaos...
very long never post liao
like so damn cold now
mie fingers like all numb
cant type properly
nvm....
im going to be lame today....
why do females sleep more quietly
than males?
becos they make enough noise
when they are awake!!
hahahahahahhahha
so damn lame
nvm....
bored.....

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6:03 PM

Thursday, August 14, 2008

(me...........Mie dad.....)

LOL!!!!!!!

I found this stupid story on the net.Actually,

mie dad found it and toldme.What Not To

Name Your DogEverybody who has a dog calls

him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.Now

Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went

to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the

clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He

said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this

is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she

looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand.

I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He

said I must have been quite a kid.When I got married

and went on my honeymoon, I took the

dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room

for my wife and me and a special room

for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex.

I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps

me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."One day

I entered Sex in a contest, but before

the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was just

standing there looking around. I told him

I had planned to have Sex in the contest.

He told me

I should have sold my own tickets.

"But you don't understand," I said,

"I had hoped to

have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to

fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor,

I had Sex before I was married." The judge said,

"Me too." Then I told him that after I was married,

Sex left me. He said, "Me too."Last night

Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around

town for him. A cop came over to me and asked,

"What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the

morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

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7:07 PM

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

cruise chen i want my money :D

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6:26 PM

Saturday, August 9, 2008

very very long never post liao
i dunno if should change the
blogskin. Its like so damn
nice bu peoples are saying it
sucks...
anyways, i found this joker intrrogation spoof
on youtube super funny!
if u havent watched the batman,
go to www.watch-movie.net
then click bat man
or u could just go watch the spoof at below...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
oh and here's how to dress up like the joker
they even teach u how to put the make up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa0SvGqUHF4&feature=related

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4:49 PM