Found a new story.
Hahahahahhahahah!!!!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog
when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's
trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and
took out a doggie biscuit. A busybody who had
been watching ran up to him and said, "You
shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything
if you reward him when he does something
like that!". The blind man retorted, "I'm not
rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his
mouth so that I can kick him in the ass".